Height: 14.2 Hands
Location: Cochranville, PA
Interested In: Men or Women. Any age or ability (Open to an arranged marriage with your son or daughter). I don’t discriminate, I just want to be loved.
Dowry (Asking Price for those of you who are less old fashioned): $4,000
I’m just a nice guy looking for a committed relationship. I don’t have any baggage (never had any injuries, and was bought up well, and no annoying vices), and will help you forget about yours whenever you are looking for a good time. My size has caused me a few break-ups. They say “It’s not you, it’s me. I’ve grown out of you.” But I know they just wanted someone taller for appearances sake, not due to my ability. I carted around your boyfriend who is bigger than you, and you and your friends have ridden me at the same time. So stop discriminating against my height! (Sorry, I’m a little bitter about being left at the alter a few times.) It’s been hard to see them go, but they have all gone on to be great successful riders and horsemen. They say you learn from your past relationships, so I credit myself with any success they have found.
I am extremely tolerant of the antics that accompany beginner and youth riders, in the arena or on the trail, but I’m not a push button pony. I make sure they know their horsemanship. I’d never do anything inappropriate, but if they don’t pay attention I’ll lead them to my favorite grassy patch for a bite to eat before going into the arena for a lesson.
What I’m Doing With My Life
I formerly had a career competing in endurance racing, and have been a guide for riders on a dude ranch. Currently I get hacked around once or twice a week, and give the occasional beginner lesson. Sometimes I play wingman for my trainer if she is trying to impress someone from an online dating site and cart those yuppies around on the trail. I tolerate the fact that they have no idea how to ride and probably never will, but I get lots of pats and get to be in selfies, so I guess it is worth it.
Other than that, I spend most of my time living outside and working on my full figure by eating an unlimited amount of hay. I dream about the day I can convince them to give me grain so I can look like the Percheron next door… That is one of my life goals.
I’m Really Good At
Being absolutely adorable no matter what tack you put me in.
Babysitting beginners, boyfriends, girlfriends, parents, siblings, cousins, and anyone else who has no idea what they are doing.
Being pulled out of the field when I haven’t been ridden in ages and still remembering how to behave.
Being a super fun for those who actually know what they are doing. I'll give you the ride of your life, every time!
Tilting my head at new things to make it look like I care, and then walking right up to it like it is nothing.
All things Bareback!! Trails, jumps, barrels… I love it
Six Things I could never do without
FOOD, outside time, mud, my super fuzzy winter coat, my super hardy hooves… and definitely food that can’t be stressed enough
On a typical Friday night I am
Can I change this to what I would rather be doing? Because at the moment I’m usually just munching in my pasture. I would much rather have a standing date spoiling the love of my life with affection, getting groomed, ridden, and begging for cookies I probably shouldn’t be getting.
You Should Message Me If
You are looking for a committed relationship. I’m done playing games and am ready to settle down. You have beginner riders I can teach (or are a beginner rider), but are willing to tell me when I’m being a little pushy on the ground. It doesn’t take much, but I’d do best having someone in my life that wants to be my leader every once in a while. Or if you are an experienced rider looking for a reliable and fun partner in crime to take on the world with. We could have SO MUCH FUN doing all the things I never get to do with the kids!!
If you want to know more just message or call my trainer Kelsey Parisi.